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On June 14, 1946, God looked down on his planned paradise and said, "I need a caretaker." So God gave us Trump.

God said, "I need someone willing to get up before dawn, fix this country, work all day, fight the Marxists, eat supper, then go to the Oval Office, and stay past midnight at a meeting of the heads of state." So God made Trump.

"I need somebody with arms, strong enough to russle the deep state, and yet gentle enough to deliver his own grandchild. Somebody to ruffle the feathers, tame cantankerous World Economic Forum, come home hungry, have to wait until the First Lady is done with lunch with friends, then tell the ladies to be sure and come back real soon. And mean it." So God gave us Trump.

"I need somebody who can shape an axe, but wield a sword. Who has the courage to step foot in North Korea, who can make money from the tar of the sand, turn liquid to gold, who understands the difference between tariffs and inflation, will finish his forty hour week by Tuesday noon, but then put in another seventy-two hours." So God made Trump.

God had to have somebody willing to go into the den of vipers, call out the fake news for their tongues as sharp as serpents. The poison of vipers is on their lips, and yet stop. So God made Trump.

God said, "I need somebody will be strong and courageous, who will not be afraid or terrified of the wolves when they attack. A man who cares for the flock, a shepherd to mankind who would never leave nor forsake them. I need the most diligent worker to follow the facts, and remain strong in faith. And know the belief of God and Country. Somebody who's willing to drill, bring back manufacturing, and American jobs, farm the lands, secure our borders, build our military, fight the system all day, and finish a hard week's work by attending church on Sunday, and then his oldest son turns and says, 'Dad, let's make America great again. Dad, let's build back a country to be the envy of the world again.'" So God made Trump.